Jersey Shore Episode 4 Thoughts
We got Episode 4 of Jersey Shore last night. Here are some thoughts.
- For the longest time, I thought Emilio Estevez was the coolest Emilio I knew. Wrong. I like the gorilla juicehead’s style. First, he tells Snooks ‘fuck you, there are naked girls here’. Then he calls her later and tells her he’s bedded some bimbo. Classic. The fact that these two broke up later over allegations that he was just using her to get on the Real World makes this all the better.
- The girls should have told Sammie about Ronnie during that first segment. They were backed into a corner and really weren’t going to get a better opportunity to spill the beans. And, to be honest, at this point I wouldn’t have blamed them. As much as I like Ron-Ron he is putting everyone else in a horrible position with his antics.
- JWOWW telling off Emilio was sexy. “You’re a loser with no job” — great stuff.
- Listen here JWOWW, I love ya baby - but don’t get mad at Angelina for not telling Sam when you couldn’t do it either. There was a lot of trying to push the burden of confession on Angelina this episode and, as much as I hate that girl, it shouldn’t have been put on her. Jenni and Nicole – if Sammi is your friend then telling her what was happening is your responsibility. Testify, Ken.
- Situation looks like he cooks a mean meal. I’d like to sample chicken cutlet night. Seriously though, Ronnie, it’s a family dinner - put a shirt on, bro.
- Really not sure what the point of the Truth or Dare type game was. The girls dress sexy and then they go around the room and answer personal question… What the hell? Spin the Bottle or 7 Minutes in Heaven would have been much more entertaining.
- Quote(s) of the episode:
1) “I’m eating chocolate chip cookies every night, dog.” - Situation explaining that Ronnie needs to choose Sam or creeping - and adding that he is doing quite well for himself with the female gender at the moment.
2) “I hate tests. That’s why I didn’t go to college.” – Ronnie’s response to Sammi about her ‘test’. Good for him – we aren’t mind-readers, ladies.
3) Everything said by Pauly and Vinny at the gelato shop. That was comedic gold. Vinny has been absolutely on point with his zings this season. I’d say he is making a big push to get a role on Situation and Pauly D’s inevitable spin-off.
- Girls don’t fart - that was just reality TV editing.
- There was another extended club scene with Ronnie and Sam fighting, making up and Ronnie getting hammered. I was on the can when this was going on so I don’t really know the details, but I imagine it went similar to the other 3,231 Ronnie and Sam club scenes this season. Just a guess.
- So they get back from the club and Ron-Ron is obliterated and Sammi is taking care of him (which is nice of her). How can JWOWW and Snooki go “I’m done Sam, no more of this” as if they are washing their hands of the situation when they didn’t even tell her what was going down. It would be one thing if they told her everything with Ronnie and then said “ok, now we’re not putting up with this anymore” but instead they skated around the topic and dropped ambiguous hints. Man up, bitches.
- So to make themselves feel better, JWOWW and Snooki write an anonymous, horribly misspelled letter. That is just about the worst possible solution those two idiots could have come up with. Most of all though, it’s cowardly — even by my standards
Alright, having a full freaking episode devoted to Ronnie and Sam is inexcusable. They better make up with it next week which looks to have potential as Sammi discovers the letter and MVP tries to hide groups of girls throughout the house.
Stay lucky,
Ken
Tags: Angelina, Jersey Shore, JWOWW, Pauly D, Ronnie, Sammi Sweetheart, Situation, Snooki, Vinny